Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Randomness?

Ok Gents. Apparantly Tom (mah bro) is doing a little contest with randomly generated sentences. I just posted mine and the first thing that was generated after inputting 2 nouns was the following:

"Kumoi teams Satan above a smaller fountain. Kumoi winds the adverse lunatic next to the unavoidable safeguard. His twin banks Satan beneath the spring interpreter. Satan troubles kumoi beneath a cluster. A landlord budgets kumoi. Kumoi resigns Satan in a pedal."

MUHAHAHA... awesomeness. The day I resign satan in a pedal is the day I inherit the underworld. Behold!
This website also generated some other random sentences later on:

"Kumoi rules beside Franco. The playground compacts Franco across the deposit. The glue lodges a barred sea. The threshold cries outside Franco."

"
When can the anomaly waste a continuing continent? Will an allowed agenda fever Bill Gates? Lazycomics jokes before the waved union. The doomed bigot dances with a deprived object. Bill Gates responds above Lazycomics. The aircraft appears next to this envelope."

"
Kumoi stocks Lilith. Lilith shouts below Kumoi. Lilith pilots any skirt. The quibble cautions above the autobiography! Every distant downhill rushes Kumoi over a sickening rag. Lilith soles Kumoi."

"Kumoi deserves Lilith near a freeze. Kumoi trails behind Lilith. Kumoi grasses the scrap grain near the helmet. Lilith furthers Kumoi. The entrance relates a baroque antidote."


Now for a conglomeration of very weird part-sentences:
"Lilith wastes Kumoi. Lilith cracks Kumoi below a pig. Kumoi husbands the scared circuitry."
"
Lilith prefers Kumoi outside an analyst. Lilith stretches outside the cook."

Ok ok.... I think we got the point... but.. Oh my god...this is so fun.
Oh wait, I have another idea!

"
George W. Bush troops the immoral belt before a resemblance. Jesus Christ knifes George W. Bush. Underneath a generalized altogether recovers the planted gender. Why won't George W. Bush withdraw on top of Jesus Christ? How will Jesus Christ puzzle inside a surrounding injustice? The conference accents George W. Bush."

@_@.. umm... Ok, this last one was a little scary.

I stop now.

P.S.: visit My L33T Bro's Blog for contest on random sentences

3 Comments:

Blogger Kuro said...

George W. Bush dresses within Hitler. Can Hitler bob under George W. Bush? In Hitler dines the ideological lager. George W. Bush leaps upon Hitler. Hitler overlaps over the waste. Hitler chews before George W. Bush.

Gack... I think this one made me throw up in my mouth. ~_~

8:13 AM  
Blogger Kuro said...

The kernel camps! George W. Bush pumps Hitler near the peasant. Hitler redirects George W. Bush. Hitler trails within the drawback. Beneath Hitler shines George W. Bush. George W. Bush pulps Hitler under an educational moon.

HOLY JESUS AND THE MOTHER OF GOD!!! EEEWWWWWW!

KLONK... *Kumoi passes out on the ground from such a horrid sentence, especially after hurling all over the floor* Need a hint? well, its about time you get your head in the gutter.

8:18 AM  
Blogger Curator said...

i KNEW they were gay together!! i KNEW IT!!! HAH!!

12:37 PM  

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