Wednesday, June 13, 2007

This is what happens when I get lonely



The Relationship Procedure:

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...........*HEART*.....................
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./\ /\.../\ /\@......##...##.........
( ^ o ^).(^ o ^ ).....# # #........
.> >.<( < ).......# #.........
.) (....) (..........# #...........
0|_||_|000|_||_|0000000000#000000000000
000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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LOVE LEADS TO POKE

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..........*POKE*.......................
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./\ /\.../\ /\@......##...##.........
( ^ o ^).(^ o ^ ).....# # #........
.> >.<( < ).......# #.........
.) 8======D (..........# #...........
0|_||_|000|_||_|0000000000#000000000000
000000000000000000000000000000000000000
000000000000000000000000000000000000000

POKE LEADS TO INSERTION

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..........*PENETRATION!*...............
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./\ /\................................
( > . O)...............................
.> >.._______@/\ /\...............
.) 8===( ( > . X)..............
0|_||_|000|_||_|0|_|0|_|000000000000000
000000000000000000000000000000000000000
000000000000000000000000000000000000000

INSERTION LEADS TO CLIMAX

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..........*ORGAZM*.....................
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./\ /\................................
( ^ . ^)...............................
.> _V_____@/\ /\...................
.) 8( ( ~ . ~)..................
.|_|^~|_||_|.|_|.|_|...................
000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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WHEN EVERYTHING IS OVER->

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..........*SPOON*......................
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......_______ /\ /\...................
.....( ( ~ . ~)..................
......|_|____@/\ /\...................
.....( ( ~ . ~)..................
..... |_|~~~~|_|.|_|...................
000000000000000000000000000000000000000
000000000000000000000000000000000000000

GOOD MORNING NEXT

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.......*CUDDLES-IN BED!*.....................
......____________________...................
.....|.../\__/\...........|..................
.....|..( ~ . ~)/\/\@.....|..................
.....|...D _ (~. ~ )....|..................
.....|..) \\ ( ( )/......|..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................

WAKING UP SLEEPY PARTNER

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............*ORAL EXAM!*.....................
......____________________...................
.....|.../\__/\...........|..................
.....|..( @ . @)..........|..................
.....|...D /\/\@.......|..................
.....|...) (~. ~ )......|..................
.....|...( 8==} (.......|..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................

REVENGE <3

.............................................
......*OTHER ORAL EXAM!*.....................
......____________________...................
.....| /\/\@ |..................
.....| (~. ~ ) |..................
.....| /\/\(.(.) |..................
.....| ( ~.) ( |..................
.....| |D P ) |..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................

REVENGE TASTES GOOD

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....*ORAL EXAM-FROM FRONT!*..................
......____________________...................
.....| /\/\@ |..................
.....| (~. ~ ) |..................
.....| CCC\(.(.)/DDD |..................
.....| \_ /\/\_/ |..................
.....| ( ) |..................
.....| | | |..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................

ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER

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...*KISSING-FONDLING-PENETRATING*............
......____________________...................
.....| /\/\_ /\/\@ |..................
.....| ( ~). ~ ) |..................
.....| \ >(.)/ |..................
.....| | ) \/DDD |..................
.....| ( 8==}__/ |..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................

HAPPY COUPLE <3

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.......*HAPPY KISSING*.......................
......____________________...................
.....| /\/\_ /\/\@ |..................
.....| ( ~). ~ ) |..................
.....| \ )( ( ) |..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................
.....0000000000000000000000..................



Kumoi

3 Comments:

Blogger Tom said...

HAHAHAHAHA!! I bet you did this at work.

3:45 AM  
Blogger Curator said...

...wtf??

9:59 AM  
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10:18 AM  

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